What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
15.06.2025 23:59
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
How can you know if they are your twin flame and not limerence or obsession?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
{RING} {RING}
Sure no problem officer.
How do you get started in bestiality with a dog as a male?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
How can fashion design be used to make a political statement in popular culture, and society?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
HELLO
I always feel very tired after I do some exercises, even after a night's sleep. What's the problem?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Yes sir it is.
After a few moments he returns.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.